Do you think that your 16 year old daughter hasn’t masturbated already? Like, do you really think there’s anything in that scene that this chick hasn’t already tried when the lights go out at night, or in the bathroom, or in the tub, or with the shower head or something like that? I’m telling you, man, I’m not teaching this broad anything new. If I were to create a rating system, I wouldn’t even put murder right at the top of the chief offenses. I would put rape right at the top, and assault against women. Because it’s so insanely overused and insulting how much it’s overused in movies as a plot device, a woman in peril. That, to me, is offensive, yet that shit skates.
Kevin Smith (director) on the ridiculousness of movies about sex receiving NC-17 ratings while extremely violent movies get by with R ratings.  (via crackinthepaint)

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batmansymbol:

me in every social situation: we can be friends when you take harry potter a little more seriously

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nebulustic:

wasiafooltothink:

"How much money does college cost in America?"

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And how stress does it make you?

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phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

the-internet-addict:

pottern:

don’t date someone you wouldn’t have a harry potter movie marathon with

That’s nearly 24 hours. I wouldn’t do that with anyone

…the weak are already weeding themselves out…

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  • Interviewer: Do you have any special skills?
  • Me: I can name all the Disney princesses in order
  • me: *owns 264 unread books*
  • me: *buys 17 new books*
  • me: *rereads harry potter*

nbcsnl:

Smooth move, kid. Showing up on Category Day.

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