September 2012
Tomorrow is September 1st
darrenblainecriss:
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draqgueens:
a life without pasta is a life i wouldnt want to live
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me halfway through anything: i dont want to do this anymore
August 2012
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GUYS I WON THE TROPICAL SMOOTHIE CONTEST.
I’ll put the whole thing in a read more but SERIOUSLY I’M SO EXCITED. I JUST GOT PAID $500 TO WRITE REALLY BAD PUNS.
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(FYI all the bolded words that are weird are either smoothie or food names) I live in Iowa City, Iowa – which most people would consider to be the furthest you can get from any beach (especially the tropics). But my...
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I don’t like looking people in the eyes while I walk around town because they might challenge me to a Pokemon battle and I just don’t have time for that.
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inatoms:
There are two people you’ll meet in your life. One will run a finger down the index of who you are and jump straight to the parts of you that peak their interest. The other will take his or her time reading through every one of your chapters and maybe fold corners of you that inspired them most. You will meet these two people; it is a given. It is the third that you’ll never see...
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Can we just talk about his face for a second
fan-tacy:
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aliensabductingaliens replied to your photo: So our cat has this thing he likes to do…
omg that is adorable. And it must just be a cat thing… because literally whenever any of my roommates or I open our laptops he runs over and jumps onto the keyboard.
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divination:
my sim boyfriend woohooed w/ me then moved into another bed immediately after then DIED now he haunts my house and every time i try and talk to him he turns into dust ALL BOYS ARE THE SAME
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artfullyaborted:
supermassiveasshole:
but seriously
what race is pete wentz
a god damn arms race
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videohall:
If children wrote the movie scripts
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taylorhiccups replied to your photo: So our cat has this thing he likes to do…
OMG LET ME COME OVER
DO IT
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yourfavoriteredhead:
15 Favorite Office Cold Opens (In no particular order) - “Product Recall”
Highlights
Jim’s outfit, of course
Pam’s look as he walks in, clearly super impressed, super turned on
“Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.”
“WHAT IS GOING ON. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?”
“IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, JIM! MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!”
“MICHAEL!”
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Obama on Reddit →
In case you missed it…
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tltty:
i’m really jealous of girls with cute laughs bc it’s probs such a turn off when a guy tells a joke & i start making seal noises
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dylanobabe:
i like my men unattainable and out of my league
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pissprincess:
i enjoy long romantic walks to the liquor store
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For my fellow writers:
sheg0:
yeahwriters - lots of prompts, images, quotes and motivation
writeworld - prompts, quotes, references, tips
fuckyeahcharacterdevelopment - character, plot development and vocabulary tips
writingprompts - amazing and original picture prompts
dictionaryofobscuresorrows - words you might not know and their meaning
wordjournal - more words
shannahmcgill - writing tips
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killjoke:
no it’s cool i don’t need a relationship i have a cat
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pernillo:
sword-meets-rose:
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tacotheshark:
If we shipped Steve and Sherlock we could call it CapsLock
AND ALL THE FANFICTION WOULD BE TYPED LIKE THIS
Which means Thor will have written it.
I LOVE TUMBLR.
YES THIS SHIP.
I LIKE IT.
ANOTHER.
STEVE GRABBED THE ALL-OBSERVING MAN, AND WITH THE PASSION OF A HUNDRED WARRIORS, THEY...
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